Recent reviews by Spork Man

Nothing compared to Doom 2016

Garbage

The factory must grow.

Its called Cracktorio for a reason.

Let's be xenophobic it's really in this year~
Lets find a nasty slimy alien to fear~
There's no more cutesy stories about ET phoning home
Let's learn to love our neighboors like the Christians learned in Rome
We know we ought to hate em
They're different, you see
We've seen they're mean and ugly
On movies and TV
The folks who aught to know have told us how its got to be
The gospel truth is found in scenes from alien and v
so let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat
let's serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget
Sooooo, step aside you star-slime we're ready for your worst!
We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us, oppress us and browbeat us, unless we get you first!

Easily outgunned in campaign, difficulty scales on a curve that it becomes impossible.

Extremely long wait times for matches. Poor MMR system that matches high MMR teams to low MMR teams because "wait times are too long". Inbalanced ships that cost considerably more to purchase because grind-to-win free-to-play is in.

If you've played RA3, three words: Flying Proton Collider. If that doesn't sell you, all hope is lost.

Youtube Helga Twerking. The only reason you will need to play this game.

Controller is necessary.
PRAISE THE SUN.