Recent reviews by Seryu

Abysmal dogsh*t.

Speak with Wuk Lamat.

"UGHH OOGHH AAHHHH MY BALLS"

Blood and Bacon is a must-play for any intellectual on the search for masterful storytelling, lore, plot and indepth characters such as the farm skeleton, shovel knight, a black dude with an afro, some redneck and a woman, which nobody plays as.


GAME OF THE YEAR OF ALL YEARS. SEQUEL CAN'T COME OUT SOON ENOUGH.

BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.