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im kind of attracted to the robot and idk how to feel about that

funny mushroom

DUB DASH

Such a perfect comfort game. The gameplay cycle gets repetitive eventually, but that's honestly not an issue. Though there's enough excitement to keep things interesting, the general atmosphere is so peaceful, complimented perfectly by a stunning soundtrack.

turned me into a furry. would recommend

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