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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 7:19am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 6:34am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 7:19am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2018 @ 4:56am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 6:15am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 6:05am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 7:11am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 3:10pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 5:34pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 6:46am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 8:06am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 6:26pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 12:37pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 2:20pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 3:05pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 4:45pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 7:36am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 5:21am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2018 @ 4:47am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 7:04am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:58am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 2:50pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 6:11am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2018 @ 7:31am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 5:35am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 3:50pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 10:52am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 7:04pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 2:46pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 5:25pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:40am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2018 @ 7:34am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 5:33am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 4:54pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 5:32am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 2:55pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 10:54am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 3:29pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 6:54pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 7:50am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 4:09pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 7:14am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 7:18am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 5:37am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 7:49am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2018 @ 6:56pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:31am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 4:56pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 7:35am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 7:54am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 7:46am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:34am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2020 @ 5:30pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2018 @ 6:28pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 3:46pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 5:42pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 7:54pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2018 @ 6:35am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2018 @ 3:49pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 3:01pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 1:36pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 7:22pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 11:22am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 3:01pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2018 @ 3:33pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2018 @ 5:57pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2018 @ 5:50am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2018 @ 3:00am



Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
5 / 10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
10 / 20

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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