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Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2018 @ 4:24pm

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 10:45am

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2018 @ 4:19pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 9:54am

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2020 @ 6:30am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2020 @ 3:56pm

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 2:21pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 8:57pm

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2019 @ 1:55pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2019 @ 6:04pm

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2019 @ 10:55am

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2019 @ 12:53pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2019 @ 8:26am

The Things We Do

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2018 @ 4:25pm

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2018 @ 4:25pm

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2018 @ 1:24pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2018 @ 4:28pm



Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.

We All Need A Friend Like You

New Vocation

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Guinea Pig

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!