Recent reviews by val

this is my elden ring

note to self: find friends who know how to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ count to 3

fall guys was always a game for HARDCORE gamers like myself. epic games sucked the life and fun out of it in the name of catering to nintendo children.
not even my first wlw breakup hurt me as bad as the donwfall of this game did.

lazy and predictable once you use your brain and realize they were trying to replicate the plot twist formula from the first game so bad and failed miserably. only recommending it because i love lesbians and found myself having real life feelings for steph whenever the game wasn't a snoozefest. only get it on sale.

if you've never been in a relationship yet so desperately want to relate to folklore by taylor swift, play this game

very fun game! it'd be so cool if they made it a thing in real life

This happened to my buddy Eric

Great Batman story; particularly loved the take on Two-Face's origin coming from getting shamelessly cucked by the hottest rendition of Bruce Wayne I have ever laid eyes upon. That being said, who would've thought playing as Batman entailed having sexual tension with every single character you encounter!

not only is it cheaper than therapy, but it is also more emotionally fulfilling

there are, indeed, a whole bunch of zombies on my lawn