There are barn doors (get excited)
And there are revolving doors (start taking your pants off)
Doors on the rudders of big ships (start stroking slowly)
We are revolving doors (keep stroking)
There are doors that open by themselves (stroke faster)
There are sliding doors (up and down the WHOLE shaft make, make every stroke count!)
And there are secret doors (play with your BALLS)
There are doors that lock (STOP!!!!)
And doors that don't (you cant come yet)
There are doors that let you in (get back to stroking)
And out (up and down faster and faster)
But never open (keep the pace rising faster faster FASTER)
But there are trapdoors (COME NOW!! COME NOW!! COME NOW!! )
That you can't come back from (you did an excellent job )