Did you know it's illegal to say "Elon Musk and his jet landed in San Jose, California five hours ago"? Completely illegal. Of course it isn't illegal for me to say it now, I'm just giving you a public service announcement that it's illegal to say that. But what would be illegal would be for me to say "I want you to kill Elon Musk in San Jose tonight". But what wouldn't be illegal would be for me to say "with a rocket launcher", because that's its own sentence. What would be worse though would be to say that the best place to fire one would be from the roof of 88 E San Fernando.

Dear sonic
I am your biggest fan!
I think you're the coolest, good-looking, fastest thing on our planet!
And we have a lot in common--i like chili dogs, you like chili dogs.
I like speed, you like speed.
I think you're cool and you think i'm cool
I hate robotnik and you hate robotnik.
You have a cool girlfriend... I don't!
that's the problem!
sonic I don't have a girlfriend but I have a great idea:
why don't you ask sally to-- I know this will probably sound crazy--to have a daughter and then that daughter be my girlfriend!

luv u spg real