Skibidi toilet ended my five year long relationship.
So to give a little background info, I love watching youtube shorts, I binge watch them. On average, I spend about 8 hours daily watching shorts, it's my guilty pleasure. No one knows about this, as I keep it a good secret. One day, when I was meant to be at school, I was watching some shorts. My mum came in and was shocked. So she didn't see what I was doing, I hid my phone under my pillow and told her to leave because I was having a WANK. I got away with it, but the same day, I was around my GF's house, and we were watching a movie. I was watching shorts the whole time, and I was so sneaky, she didn't notice. She was trying to make advances on me and she put her hand on my thigh. I didn't think much of it and kept scrolling. She screamed ''ARE YOU WATCHING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKIBIDI TOILET?!'', I'm currently sitting on her porch, bawling my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes out. I'm not sure if I'll ever recover from this, but atleast I have youtube shorts.

joe mama

Fascist Nazi

Whos yer daddy¿

Socially harassed my saucy mama!! Now saucy mama is mad...

Here is the first monthly comment from me.