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17 of 72 (24%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:11pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:17pm

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:19pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 2:06pm

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:28pm

Rockin'

Learned a password.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:29pm

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 2:39pm

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 2:45pm

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 9:55am

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:30pm

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 2:35pm

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:33pm

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:38pm

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:39pm

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 9:55am

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 25 May, 2019 @ 7:42pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2016 @ 9:55am



Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Spouse

Got married!

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Numismatist

Earned a coin.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Patriot

America won the war.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Founder

Started a new country.

Canuck

Fled to Canada.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Robophile

Married a robot.

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.