I'm on da rise.

PineconeKid48

Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could see jill's fanny,
But Jack got a shock,
And an eye full of ♥♥♥♥,
Because Jill was a closet ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Hello,
My name is Alex. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend, You'll pocket me. This comes with some conditions: You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too. You obviously wont be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
We'll skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.

Here are my contact details;
Skype: █████
Battlenet: █████#3574
Steam: /id/█████

If we’re dating:

- you’re always getting seconds and thirds (maybe even fourths!)
- I’ll always have something tucked away for dessert, too
- I’d be baking constantly and you’d be my official taste tester
- you wouldn’t have to lift a finger! I’ll always get your snacks for you, most of them without being asked
- you’re going to outgrow your clothes, just accept it (and then give me your shirts to wear around the house!)
- I’ll proudly pat your belly and claim responsibility when one of our friends or family members comments on how fat you’ve gotten
- I may or may not order you something extra without you knowing when we go out to eat
- belly rubs all day, every day!