Hello my son you alright?

If yer wondering about Buns' whereabouts I have grave news.

Buns had grown tired of his wanker desk job down in London and decided to go up to the Highlands. Where he was ambushed by a nasty party of Gaelic skirmishers, giving him a heart attack and instantly undoing his miserable life.

I'm now supplanting Buns so I can shag his hot wife.

Don't tell her.