TommyP
Tommy
Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Jorge Quintero - 300 Violin Orchestra

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Jorge Quintero - 300 Violin Orchestra

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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trash, play your mother f k
Shadowfaxxx 14 Sep, 2022 @ 9:37pm 
Clown gamer.. .cringe support picker has no clue how dota is played... dota 2 cancer
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this hero went afk as lich right next to his dueling LC to type "gg". My king.
4 17 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm 
trash
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Dota 2 cancer! Uninstall pls
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garbage