Recent reviews by realweav

This game is hilarious.

It's essentially Far Cry 3 reskinned. If you enjoyed Far Cry 3, you've gotta return for the laughs and the lasers. If you haven't played Far Cry 3, this is still definitely worth playing. It's full of '80s sci fi cliches and hilarious voice acting.

A great, lighthearted, 5 hour experience.

Simon Says now tests your reflexes with unconfigurable controls. Turn your brain off as you hope you don't slightly mistime a jump because you'll be sent back to the beginning of the level. Hard in a way that isn't fun. I would recommend a game like N++ every day of the week over this game.

Pros
-Cute art style
-Cute characters
-bug free

Cons
-Be ready to listen to the same music over and over again
-Rhythm is not incorporated in a meaningful way
-controls
-unforgiving (in a way unlike N++ or Dark Souls)

Hang that plaque and burn your money.
Glory to Arstotzka!

This game has a fantastic campaign. The story and world building were very good. There are a few frustrating sections and the stealth mechanic is a bit ♥♥♥♥ sometimes. This game is worth a buy despite any cons. I highly recommend this to anyone who appreciates an original story told from an apocalyptic setting.

Music. Story. Tears. Everything about this game is spectacular.

Prepare to go on a beautiful journey.

A classic.

Sequel to the best game of all time. More levels, more story, more GLaDOS. What more could we ask for?

This is the best video game I have ever played. A classic.

I'm relaxed.

An interesting showcase of HDR. Play it with dev commentary on for sure. This is not to be played for gameplay. Only play this if developer commentary and game design is of interest to you.

This is the best game I have ever played.