so there was this one time when I was smoking skittles and then all of a sudden the clockwork elves appeared and told me "yee hath not watched all the Harry Potter movies, thou shalt not pass without knowing that Dobby has a 14 inch toe nail" and then I vomited and noticed that Bill Cosby was innocent the whole time and it was actually an illusion established to get the public eye off of Mike Jackson the once loved and reveled Jamaican bob sled Olympian who was secretly a reptilian spy and tool of the Clinton Foundation that was meant to stop Trump from going back in time to win the election again but little did they know, KONY 2012 was still alive the whole time and that's why I hate nyancat

earth-chan isn't flat she has vuluptuous mountains you insensitive swine

m e m e

♥♥♥ (keep yourself safe)

sniff

kill yourself

creamed corn

*hangs up*

++Rep. Awesome trader. Made initial trade with me, + some more and bonus. Great to chat with as well.

It's me, your brother...actually, it's the guy that'll buy Torchlight II for you, and maybe something else for $5 if you want.

did u knoe dat ♥♥♥ smelled backwards is snek ?

meme

Will sell body for Portal.

Wellllll first of all I think You would stop existing, or maybe you'd cause a tear in the fabric of the space time continuem, cuzz I think portals only work on FLAT surfaces lol

So let's say you put that white gel on yourself. If you shot a portal on yourself and one on the wall, what would happen if you walked into the portal on the wall?

WAZZAAP