If you're a level zero with a private profile I will not accept a friend request. If your icon or handle is offensive I will immediately unfriend you (my family can see my friends list).

I'm not much of an online gamer, so if you see me in a multiplayer game, you are one of a priveleged few. I'm married, own a house, and have a bajillion games I need to beat before my wife and housemates stop giving me guff, so in any given game I am a noob and this isn't likely to change in the near future. I can do okay in TF2 though - when I'm not having a senior moment and acting especially noobular.

My wife got all the Beat Saber achievements on my account before I could......