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Recent reviews by Lightness

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
138.5 hrs on record (69.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
you haven't lived until you get gunned down next to your front door by some monotone twitch streamer that has an ironic sex joke as his name who probably only got a $2 donation once in his lifetime because his webcam was so dam blurry while he tried streaming ♥♥♥♥♥♥ survival games in his mother's spare room cause a real job means going outside and flipping big macs with that little sauce that actually doesn't taste so bad unless some idiot named Omar globs 3 spoonfuls onto it because he never learned how to measure ♥♥♥♥ in highschool and now he's on drive-thru duty but then accidentally gives out free sauce and gets fired for being a punk ♥♥♥♥♥.

bottom line:

you can get gunned down in this game like a simulated degenerate by a real life degenerate.


and also don't be like omar k? k.
Posted 17 September, 2015. Last edited 8 February, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
You can jump and shoot, yes. But if it weren't CoD everyone would love it. It's not so bad. The Earth still moves.
Posted 30 August, 2015.
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4.5 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
just no.
Posted 4 August, 2015.
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6.9 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
The combat is like you have leprosy and dementia at the same time.
Posted 4 August, 2015.
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284.4 hrs on record (169.8 hrs at review time)
This was the first game I got for my PC. Apparently it was the first for alot of 13 yr olds' birthday presents as well.
Posted 4 August, 2015.
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1.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Spend all your money to die tomorrow instead.
Posted 4 August, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Forget Iraq this is the ultimate way to lose your hand
Posted 22 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.7 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Very intense game and russians like to disconnect

A solid 10 for me.
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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4.8 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
I bought the franchise pack because it was 50% off and then three days later it goes on sale for 80% -__-
Posted 19 June, 2015.
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5.7 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
One of my fav childhood franchises that still manages to keep it's trademark epicness, and above all - you can still murder everyone from a cardboard box
Posted 18 June, 2015. Last edited 18 June, 2015.
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