If you want to play "a really cool zombie game with lots of scary moments" I suggest looking in a mirror. Some copypastas make me wanna run down my entire omish family with a tractor smh.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

No, I will leave the bathtub with your clothes and start a thrift shop instead

if i throw you in a bathtub after showing you some flashy colors, and throw my clothes in with some detergent, will you act as a washing machine

neither do I. we have much in common. NOW GET IN THE CELLAR

Nectar? Sorry sir, I don't do drugs.

you say tomato i say nectarine

Ur a psychopath, in other words, Kuraji.

because it's FUN

y u do dis

that's a good way to get shot in the leg

I LIKE THAT BOOM BOOM POW, DEM CHICKENS JACKING MA SWAGGER, IM ON THAT NEXT ♥♥♥♥ NOW!

reported

Wrong. I can stay at my computer for that.

Uh oh, I think this man is going to set up a dating account, find a date, make an appointment at the restaurant with her and then just watch her there.

thats what my dad always say

get off my couch

So, bad ending is like happy ending but the opposite? Like this massager just bite the mans deek off and then realized her teeth are the size of a sharks

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i AM the bad ending

well ur gonna get a bad ending ma negro

i killed them because it progressed the storyline

how dare you change my timezone? DID UR MASTERS NOT TELL U WHO I WAS

i'll change your clock

unless you change it

doesn't it always???

your profile picture represents you

yeah i'm not washing that off

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you'll have to fight me if you want my wallet

هذه الخلاصة هي لذيذ جدا!

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that must have been back when I owned my bicycle

-rep overtook me on the highway then slammed the brakes

I suppose not.

I guess we ain't so different, hoss

Apart from the frequent beatings - It was an alright school.

Oh and the pedophile teachers, but they didn't prey on me, I was an ugly melonhead.

I wish I'd have have gone to your school. Life sounds alot easier to grasp there.

my head isn't called Melon, the melon was named after the great farmer Mel, and his son, Onie.


The name Apple, was coined bu Steve Jobs, who then created the fruit, after the great wealth he acquired from his tech gadgetary


Pear, was named by Sir Isaac Newton, when a pair of apples fell on his head, and got all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and he went " Hey look a pair of fruit but they're not apples so they've gotta be a new fruit, i'ma call them a Pear, aye?" and then he planted them and thats the story of 3 fruit.

If a man named Mr. Tom Ato named a vegatable after himself then that must imply a melon was named after your head, although I'm not as well educated so it could be another food.

Mr. Tom Ato, are you stupid? thats basic primary ( Elementary for you ) level education. come on man, step up your game.

But who decided a tomato would be called a tomato?

Because it's a sauce thats made out of tomatoes. Pretty self explanatory me thinks.

I don't know. Why is tomato sauce called tomato sauce??

Yes. Tomato sauce is basically ketchup. What kind of name is ketchup anyway? Why in the world is it called that?

sorry i dont eat tomato sauce unless it's ketchup, strayan'.

tomato sauce, you american ♥♥♥♥.

two words with the same meaning should not share existence within this world, so pass the ketchup

exactly