Now this is a story all about how
Right there got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Pants of right there.

In Phest Wiladelphia corn and raisin
Right there is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And shooting some guy’s balls outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making no good in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got in got in one little fight
And said "You're moving with your orange juice to Ael-Bir"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day after day after day
But she packed my orange juice and sent me on my way
She gave me a ball and then she gave me my paper
I sat my toilet and said "I might as well ♥♥♥♥ in it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking suitcase out of a toilet
Is this what the people of Ael-Bir living like?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, this might be right there
But wait, I hear they're piss,burgers, and all that ♥♥♥♥
Is this the type of place that they should send Cool Cat?
I think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Pants of Ael-Bir

Well, uh, the plane crashed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like my name standing there with cop
I’m trying to get arrested, I just got here
I shot him with lightning, then he disappeared
I whistled for a crab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Screw You' and it had skulls in the mirror
If anything I could say that this crab was RarestGuide
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Ael-Bir!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight or nine or ten or seven or eight
And I yelled to the crabbie "Yo holmes,go to hell! XD"
Looked at right there, I was finally right there
To sit on my toilet as the Fresh Pants of HELL