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Robert Bahkian 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14pm

he's 6'7 200lbs lean, saved my grandmother from a burning building thank you so much bro

Greta Thunderfeet 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20pm

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Dank 8 Apr, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Least useful moderator

it5uki 8 Apr, 2022 @ 8:36pm

best moderator?

Bira 4 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Own a camel for home defense, since that's what Allah intended. Four infidels break into my house. 'What the devil?' As I grab my turban and AK-47. Blow a golf ball sized spitball on the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Makarov on the second man, miss him entirely because it's 9x18 and nails the neighbors llama. I have to resort to the oil rig mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with crude oil, ' ﷽ lads' the crude oil melts two men in the blast, the sound and extra oil barrels set off car alarms. Fix saif and charge the last terrified infidel. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive they cannot reach the top of the Burj Khalifa in time. Just as Allah intended.

Nocten 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:27am

HAPPY NEW YEARZ

Nocten 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23am

MERRY CHRISTMAᗜᴗᗜ ᗜᴗᗜ

Nocten 2 Aug, 2021 @ 3:54am

ᗜᴗᗜ

brycezayn_demomain187 13 Sep, 2020 @ 3:18pm

+

Dank 20 May, 2020 @ 3:09pm

k

uaediyawgdiy 20 May, 2020 @ 3:05pm

♥♥♥♥♥♥ literally has head disabled

big unc 30 Apr, 2020 @ 9:36pm

where is my mortifiers fart

Dank 25 Jan, 2020 @ 11:53am

ok

Pinkier 25 Jan, 2020 @ 11:47am

GET 6 MORE GAMES AND YOU HAVE 666 games HAHAHA

Mewgie Deer 11 Jan, 2020 @ 10:35am

It's Wednesday ma dudes; Waaaaahhhhh!!!!!!~

Dank 22 Sep, 2019 @ 12:53pm

I CANT HEAR YOU GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY

Viejita semi vegana 22 Sep, 2019 @ 12:53pm

BANEADO DE UNTURNED PT DE MIERDA

Viejita semi vegana 22 Sep, 2019 @ 12:53pm

JJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

slowlyee 10 Aug, 2019 @ 4:08pm

Unturned cheater why?

John Lemon 4 Aug, 2019 @ 6:16pm

my ass is ready

Dank 29 Jun, 2019 @ 9:18pm

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