i think you should get a psychiatric evaluation

i witewwawy hate abigail so dats a wie +rep for me

witewwawy stole Abigail fwom me in Stawdew Vawwey. -rep

smells like ligma in here

hey, sowwy I saw youw pwofiwe and I just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, I weawwy wanted to teww you that)) it's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! I don't know its a guy thing honestwy I'm wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. We shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometimes it's a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot fo scawy moments, but dont wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you, sowwy that wasnt fwiwting I sweaw I'm just twying to be fwiendwy I weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? weawwy sowwy I'm weawwy shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nice and fun xxx

my comments are witewwawy scawing me wite neow, I'm gonna weport all of yew for sexual hawwasment :'(

milady may i please sniff those succulent little piggies of yours. oh please madam i promise i will only take one sniff. i will not take for granted the sniffs that which you will give me.........

+ rep, suckled on my toes feta style

I WAS HERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!! BACK OFF MY E-KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello! I noticed you have an avatar of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess resembles you? It is quite astonishing to see a famale here in the cringetopia subreddit! I am quite popular around here in this sub, so if you require and guideance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assued that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time!

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IT'S COMING OUT!!!!!!!!!

I am sniffing you

not a happy chappy

Hello! I noticed you have an avatar of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess resembles you? It is quite astonishing to see a famale here in the cringetopia subreddit! I am quite popular around here in this sub, so if you require and guideance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assued that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time!

ur the coolest cowboy i know

DUDE I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TO LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!! SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONLY I CAN SNIFF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thousands of flowers in my garden but no one smells as good as you

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you wink emoticon sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Why are you a woman?

a GIRL?????? on MY FRIEND LIST???

>:(

-rep is canada

ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT CROISSANT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

no

so uh you into harry potter ?

banana :)

hey i played tf2 with you and you sounded cute, so i was wondering if i could lick your sh¡tter like a glazed apple fritter

+rep

woman moment

woman moment

10/10 funne

bro stop getting kicked bro watafak guys why you kicking girls guys we gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die without sex in tf2 guys stop kicking girls like this one bro guys cmon +Rep good girl wery fun to play

LEAVE HER ALONE BRO

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you wink emoticon sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Banana

yea ♥♥♥♥♥

you tryna maybe hold hands or something?

u like terratria

red pilled

this is totally me when

Ronald Mcdonald

gamer trap

damn bb you cute af

uwu

love ya art mang!