Hi guys I identify as a dragon (NOT WYVERN!!!!) but because dragons live for hundreds of years I am still a young dragon (commonly referred to as a whelp). I discovered my species when I was 9 years old and from then on I now dress up as a dragon before I go to work. I got bullied a bit for it but jokes on them because I will get my revenge one day ;). I want to eventually create a club where fellow dragons can meet up to smash once a week but I currently can't find anyone willing to dress up as a dragon for it so I am going to keep looking, contact me if you're interested!! In 100 years I will eventually evolve into a fully fledged dragon and I will be able to breed and create more of my kind. I haven't found a suitable mate yet but I will keep looking :):). I don't have many friends but I hope that in my journey from dragon whelp to a mature (if you get what I mean ;)) dragon I will encounter plenty of equal mind. I am hoping one day to bring all my whelps with me to watch me play counter-strike: global offensive live on stage while dressed in my dragon costume so I can potentially reach a whole new audience.

Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone with a degree in dragonology who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, no one calls wyverns dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Varanidae, which includes things from wyverns to eldwurms to drakes. So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the flying lizards dragons?" Let's get gyarados and charizards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a noob or a feeder? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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