WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little Doctor called Freeman, he was twenty-seven-years-old and he lived in Black Mesa Research Facility, because he resonated his headcrab and his bullsquid. He got so bad he went to kill all the H.E.C.U. Marines so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of Black Mesa so they set up a special nuke to kill all, as humane as possible but it went wrong the nuke they were using went wrong. And he sat in stasis for years until he rised and shined. Now every week on the day of his rise and shining he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Friday morning at 8:47a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by crowbaring you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he'll crowbar someone else who doesn't.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little Doctor called Freeman, he was twenty-seven-years-old and he lived in Black Mesa Research Facility, because he resonated his headcrab and his bullsquid. He got so bad he went to kill all the H.E.C.U. Marines so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of Black Mesa so they set up a special nuke to kill all, as humane as possible but it went wrong the nuke they were using went wrong. And he sat in stasis for years until he rised and shined. Now every week on the day of his rise and shining he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Friday morning at 8:47a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by crowbaring you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he'll crowbar someone else who doesn't.

gg!