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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a ♥♥♥♥. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

atrocious SBMM and recycled game, COD never fails to lower my expectations every year.

so when is herobrine chapter coming out?

cod is better

why?

kinda fun but phantom forces is better

Bungie has the worse servers I've ever played on. thousands of people complain and yet there is nothing being said. They should just go back to activision.

best game ever made

ORYX PUT HIS FAT ♥♥♥♥♥ INSIDE ME AND OMG IT WAS RADICAL WOULD DO AGAIN 100%

nice bro