Ok, odds are if you're one of the people in America with a pickup truck, it ain't a luxury, it's a way of life. And chances are you're not making your money pushing a pencil or hand modeling, you're actually working for every dollar and NEED your truck. So at a time when gas is more expensive than bourbon, and you gotta get more done in less time, wouldn't it be nice if there was a truck that had more to offer than just payload, towing, and mileage numbers? Well, the eagle has landed. Say hello to the all new '09 F-150. It ain't just about numbers and brute strength. It's about doing things no truck has ever done before. It can help load cargo, find lost tools, connect you to the internet, squeeze more out of a gallon of gas and keep your trailer from shaking like a plate full of jell-o. This thing is 5000 pounds of "Hey, can I give you a hand with that?" And oh yeah, guess what? Towing, payload, mileage, nobody's got better numbers. The truck game has officially changed and your unfair advantage is right here. It's not just a new truck, it's a new F-150. If you read all the way to the end of this, congratulations. You get absolutely nothing other than two minutes of your life wasted.