cl_improve_your_aim [ www.aimbooster.com ]

I've often been called a cheater because of my skills in CS. They blame my superiority on hacks rather than perfected gamesense or aim.

But I have neither great awarenes nor cheats. The answer to my amazing abilities is my nuts.

My testicles begin to tingle whenever an enemy is nearby. It's a lot like Spiderman's spidey sense, but for me, it is my "testes sense." It's incredible what my balls can do to feed me info on the enemy. Different intensities of tingling can tell me how far an opponent is, their speed, what their HP is, and their crosshair placement. I can use all this to determine when I should push, prefire, peak, flash, or retreat.

It's amazing what gifts God can give you. I would go pro, but i would be too good for them.