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145 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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48.7 hrs on record
Going to change to positive if this actually change.

This game have some real, real good combat. I could easily recommend this game just for that, but there are problems obfuscating all the good aspects.

CRITIAL ASPECTS
  • Casual mode gives NOTHING whatsoever. No progression nor basic currency.
  • Ranked match would be fine, if at higher ranks wasn't so difficult to find a mach.
  • Mashmak (extraction shooter mode) has a good base concept. But is filled with paid services that if sustained to the final build, it's going to make the game essentially a subscription based game. It gets worse once you realize it's the main mode for getting resources.
  • Mashmak is also very sparse, with very little action.
  • Lots of weekly limitations.
  • A playable striker (Inferno) that is locked behind a pay-to-win grindy, sub-based, stamina-based mode (Mashmak).

For the interested:
good aspects:
  • The game is gorgeous.
  • Combat is fluid and responsive (in a mecha way).
  • Strikers/Mechas are gorgeous.
  • Character creation is quite feature rich.
  • Crossplay (not very good RN, but should be fine at final build)
  • FREE

Would-be Pleasant Changes:
  • World-wide account
  • Tricera tweaks ASAP
  • (a lot) More inventory slots
  • Casual mode rewarding basic currency
  • make ACE anti-cheat Linux compatible.
Posted 2 March. Last edited 15 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
Most Expensive game demo avaible
Posted 31 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
62.6 hrs on record (31.7 hrs at review time)
My opinion is 100% biased
Posted 31 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
203.8 hrs on record (149.7 hrs at review time)
EDIT: Shadows of the Erdtree is second or third worst DLC in any souls games.
All Bosses are just AOE Spams, overtuned tracking with huge hitboxes. Steticaly beautiful. Horrendous fight designs.

Base Game Review:
Basicaly; Dark Souls 3 went open world, done the right way.
Pros:
- Dark Souls 1's level design.
- Dark Souls 2's gear build options.
- Dark souls 3's fight speed and overall gameplay.
- Sekiro's jump and stealth.
- Open world.
- Content rich map. This is not an Ubisoft game.
- The game is actually lengthier than its (pre-release)average game-time.
- The horse not only works, it is actually useful. (sorry Skyrim/Bethesda).
- Excellent level difficulty, based on how much of the map you have explored.
- Friendly for new-comers of the 'souls' genre.
- Completely non-linear.
- Over 100 Bosses
- The game is actually complete. This should not have to be a compliment...(Right, Square Enix and EA?)
- Clean UI with useful information only. No bloated UI with unnecessary information.(not enough space to quote every single AAA open-world dev.)
- Got beaten by a nude blind triple-amputee.

Cons:
- An unoptimized mess.(cmon Japan...)
- Overall boss battles quality is lower than its predecessors.
- Way too many recicled enemies models and assets.
- Online multiplayer still f***ed just like its predecessors. It works tho.
- Useless anti-cheat that does nothing besides slowing the game's execution time and dragging the already messed up performance even more. Yeah, there are hackers.
- You are prompted to beat up a nude blind triple-amputee.
Posted 2 July, 2022. Last edited 26 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
58.1 hrs on record
Armed with a giant purple d**do, I raided a brothel, and escaped it while on a chariot pulled by the robot-voiced (pimp)owner of the place who was still on his BDSM "clothes" and a gag-ball on. All that while being chased by another chariot at the same conditions with the bad guys on it.
Posted 2 July, 2022.
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100 people found this review helpful
73 people found this review funny
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13.6 hrs on record
I got raped by a Ghost. And this is not a joke.
Posted 2 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.6 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
Half Life 2, but actualy good.
Posted 2 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.5 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
The worst main Final Fantasy game, with the worst Final Fantasy port.
Posted 2 July, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Um soco na boca a cada 30 min de MSQ.
Finalmente um fim a nivel de um verdadeiro Final Fantasy.
Se pulou a MSQ, parabens, jogou metade do jogo no lixo.
Posted 8 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
483.0 hrs on record (64.5 hrs at review time)
Play the ROBLOX version.
At least there they have Knight (the killer) and 'Nowhere to Hide' (the perk) active.
Posted 16 January, 2021. Last edited 14 January, 2024.
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