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ㅤ* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
ㅤ* A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
ㅤ* If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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