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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Hey👋 ladies💁‍♀️ 📷 Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can’t. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏

🔫🎮 CS:GO Taunt Master 🎮🔫

🔹 360 No-Scopes? I do 'em while sleepwalking. 😴💥
🔹 My AWP has more kills than the entire action movie industry! 💣🎬
🔹 I don't always defuse bombs, but when I do, I defuse them with style! 💣🎩
🔹 My reflexes are so fast, I once killed a mosquito mid-air with my AWP! 🦟💥
🔹 Enemies say they saw my head, but it's just a hologram! 😎👻
🔹 I'm not camping; I'm just strategically napping in unexpected places! 🏕️😴
🔹 They call me 'The Mirage,' 'cause I'm always disappearing from the radar! 🌪️👋
🔹 Don't be jealous of my skins; they're just jealous of me! 💎🤑
🔹 I'm not hacking; I just borrowed some skills from Chuck Norris! 💻👊
🔹 'CT' stands for 'Crazy Triggerfinger' when I'm on the server! 🐔🔫

🔥 Like if you've been #CSGOwned by yours truly! 😄🔥