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I get this question a lot from the women out there. They wanna know am I serious when I write a lot of those stories and ''DM me'', whatever. Ladies, this needs to be said: it's 100% real. I'm 100% gangster. I am gonna ♥♥♥♥ my fans. I put out on the first date. I am single. You ain't never been with nobody this rich. You've never been with nobody with a big ♥♥♥♥ like this. You've never been with anybody with green eyes like this, confidence like this, ♥♥♥♥♥ eating beard like this, you feel me. Look at me, I mean you're gonna ♥♥♥, just by looking at me.

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+rep this guy is the happening forums!

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+rep me at the zoo

im disabled lol my legs no work

+rep god

+rep Great trader, quick and simple to deal with. Dermatologists recommend him 10 times out of 10.

I sent you a trade offer. Please take your time and look at it. Thanks in advance!

Hello im a nice mix between edgy memelord and weeb hopefully we can trade

+rep god among men

Want me to credit you with the idea for the rename?

Love dis Profile Pic. Jared likes this. :)

Added for trade

Added for trade

Added to offer on your unusual scattergun

+Cimili sorry someone bought it before you

hey check your trade offer

+rep great soldier, let me pocket him as he carried our teams, got me a 9 player killstreak

there can only be one minnesota ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and its me

rip in peace some birb's prized hats.

4 actually,unincluding the hhh headtaker

No, steam no longer does that. I see you lost your unusual, oof

do you get your items back once reported?

Hey, I am the other General of the Training Wing. Mind if I add you?

Ok.

Will there be any upcoming training sessions soon?

Got something else to offer?

huzzah

your winner

Added to buy your scattergun

hes a meme who hhunts geese

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

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