Info that my mates usually find very important to ask in every single match

"Are you male/female? Female

Also, I know it can be tough for some of you to handle being on the same team as a woman, it's like a tiny d i c k complex. Anyway, just a heads-up: if you're as rude as a pineapple on pizza, consider yourself muted! Your vibe can really mess with my mojo sometimes. I know.. it is xo xad.

"How old are you?" Old enough to play the game, young enough to carry the team.
"Can you go back to the kitchen?" Nah, I'd rather serve up some fresh sass right here.
"Where are you from?" Born in Portugal, but now dancing in the rain of the UK.



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