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professional disappointment, seller of suspicious potions, part-time gamer, full-time idiot.

hiya~! my name is nikki, level 31, from a random hole in the dry ass plains of Australia.
i mostly play turn-based rpgs, occasionally suck at shooters and stare blankly at puzzle games.

send me a friend request if we play similar games or if you have uncontrolled access to uncensored military documents that could topple a government and/or nation!

Adding Requirements
Yay 💕 level 20+, similar games, friendly, weird, adult (18+)
Nay 💔 private profile, bot account, friend collector, minor
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CPU: ⠀ Intel Core i9 10850K 10 Cores @ 3.60GHz
GPU: ⠀ NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 4GB
RAM: ⠀ 32.0GB Dual-Channel DDR4 @ 1600MHz
HD: ⠀ Seagate 2TB SSD
M.2 SSD: ⠀ Samsung SSD 970 EVO 1TB PCIe 4.0 NVMe
MOBO: ⠀ Z490 AORUS PRO AX (ATX)
OS: ⠀ Win 10 64-bit


Steam Ladder [steamladder.com] & Steamdb [steamdb.info]
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You approach the dimly lit merchant's trailer, hearing soft acoustic music emanating from inside.
💬 "Don't be shy, come inside and peruse my wares.."

A dialogue box appears.. (that's strange init?) your options appear limited to four selections.

1. Buy - This option appears to be glowing? Almost inviting you to select only this option.
💬 "You'd like my strongest potions? HAH. My potions are too strong for you, traveler!"

Potions scattered across the counter
➥ Red Potion - Smells like strawberries and makes you feel slightly lightheaded..
➥ Purple Potion - Has the consistency of jam and appears to be bubbling, handle with care.
➥ Blue Potion - Looks deliciously sweet, but its seems to be glowing a dim blue hue?
➥ Yellow "Potion" - It's just a bottle of piss, why are you selling this?! Whose piss is this?!
➥ Jar of Dirt - It looks like a jar of dirt.. or is it? There's like 3 layers of different grains.
➥ Bottle of Bleach - It's bleach.. Just normal household bleach.

Misc Items from the dusty shelves behind the sly merchant..
➥ Random Pills - These could be mints, painkillers or viagra.. I have no idea.
➥ 1x Kiss Coupon - Small piece of crumpled paper with "1x mysterious kiss" written on the back.
➥ "Ordinary" Mask - Oh, this is 100% cursed! It has no eyes but It's somehow staring at me?!

2. Sell - The sly merchant winks at you as you consider this selection.
💬 "Are you sure you'd like to know what I want to buy from you? What are you willing to sell?"

3. Talk - As you glance at this option, a small voice whispers inside your mind:
💬 "Send me a message~ I'll reply within 5-7 business days."

4. Exit - You turn around, and run away into the ever consuming darkness..