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If you jerk off twice per day for a year, how much distance does your foreskin travel per year? An experiment.
So to start out, some units of measurement. One movement is the skin moving up OR down once. Two movements is one jerk. I measured the distance my foreskin travels per movement by holding it at the top, moving it down, and measuring the difference between my thumb in the first and second position. This was around 6 cm (on an average ♥♥♥♥). This means that one full jerk is 6 x 2, or 12 cm.

I then looked up the average masturbation time for a human male. The result I found was around 15 minutes. Now, in order to know how much your foreskin moves in one session, I had to measure it of course. I decided to jerk off at a consistent, average speed for 1 minute and multiplied that number by 15. I counted 182 full jerks in that minute. Now let's do some more calculations.

182 jerks of 12 cm each, equals 182 x 12 cm = 2184 cm per minute, or 21.84 m. In order to keep the numbers comprehensible, I'm gonna stick to using meters for the rest of this experiment. So with the average or 15 minutes per session, we do 15 x 21.84 m = 327.60 m per session. Thats' a lot, almost a third of a kilometer even. But how much would that be in a year where you jerk off once per day?

Simple. We do 327.60 m x 365 days= 119574 m, or 119.574 km. Now what if we do it twice per day? Multiply that number by 2 and you get 239148 m or 239.148 km. That is much more than I thought.

What will you do with this information? No idea. Was this a total waste of time when I should be studying? Probably. Was it interesting? Definitely.
my daily routine
1am wake up
2am jack off
3am jack off
4am jack off
5am jack off
6 am rest break (water and protien powder drenched in my own semen)
7 am jack off
8 am jack off
9 am jack off
10 am jack off
11 am jack off (on the roof this time)
12 am jack off
1 pm unlock new semen colour
2 pm jack off
3 pm late lunch (hardened semen chunks)
4 pm jack off
5 pm evaluate ♥♥♥ Jar collection
6 pm jack off (into pringles can)
7 pm jack off
8 pm jack off
9 pm dinner (large quantities of fried chicken covered in ♥♥♥)
10 pm jack off
11 pm final hourly jack off
12pm extra jack off
1 am sleep
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PPOverdose 18 Oct @ 6:59pm 
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xeferox 20 Nov, 2023 @ 4:32pm 
Today, I saw a pigeon land on my balcony and I managed to keep my ♥♥♥♥. I was urged to go near the pigeon and nicely ask for consent. It said yes so I carefully grabbed him to my room, nicely fitted in a condom to him and myself, and had fun. It's nice to have fun knowing that both of you consented and you take the necessary precautions. My ♥♥♥♥ nicely fitted in his medium-sized ass so we can go a bit rough without risking injuries. He joyfully moaned throughout the act though his cream remained inside his condoms. We finished happy and satisfied.

I took him back to the balcony and released him so he can tell his other friends the importance of consent and precautions in sexual activities. I think this will be very helpful information to his kind.
PPOverdose 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm 
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oozer 5 Jul, 2023 @ 7:17pm 
-rep wouldnt charge JO crystals with me
xeferox 21 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight.