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All generalisations are dangerous, including this one.
A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.
-- Lazarus Long
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<Flood> netgod: I also have a "Evil Inside" T-shirt (w/ Intel logo).. on
the back it states: "When the rapture comes, will you have root?"
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Chris: You should invent the frisbee! The frisbee is an awesome toy!
Meg: The frisbee's already been invented.
Chris: Then how come I've never heard of it?
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And do you not think that each of you women is an Eve? The judgement of God
upon your sex endures today; and with it invariably endures your position of
criminal at the bar of justice.
- Tertullian, second-century Christian writer, misogynist
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LIFE OF A MEXICAN

1. Wake up from the fresh smell of tamales!

2. Walk around town and see if they need yard work done!

3. When you bust a sweat cleaning there yard, Smoke that Good Good!

4. Go home and get your ass handed to you by a chancla!

5. Make some Fresh tortillas!

6. Clean your Wife beater tank-top, Jeans and your Nike Cortez's!

7. Go to sleep on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up bed!

8. REPEAT THE DAMN DAY!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for mountain dew, I can tell you I don't have dew. But what I do have are a very particular set of memes, memes I have acquired over a very long career. Memes that make me a nightmeme for people like you. If you let my doritos go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will meme you
KonyS: thats enough memes for the day

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