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73 of 127 (57%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 2:03am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2014 @ 2:37am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 7:21am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 5:39am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2014 @ 7:43am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 4:35am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 2:07am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 8:09am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 11:59am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2014 @ 9:49am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2014 @ 11:32am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2014 @ 10:31am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 5:47am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 4:21pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 11:28pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 5:39am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 11:37am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 11:37pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2014 @ 2:05am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 5:24am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 3:04am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 15 May, 2015 @ 10:18am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 3:51am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 3:52am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 9:46pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 5:05am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 9:59am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 4:11am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 9:35pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 10:17pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2014 @ 8:41am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2014 @ 12:32pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 10:46am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 2:14am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:03am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2014 @ 9:57am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 10:17pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2014 @ 9:35am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:05am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2014 @ 2:13am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2014 @ 1:21pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 11 May, 2015 @ 2:49am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:46am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2014 @ 12:07pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 4:16am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 11:10am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 8:39am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 8:48am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 11:00am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 7:50am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 12:47pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 11:11am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 8:51am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 1:08pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 12:57am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 3:31am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 5:34am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2014 @ 7:54am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2014 @ 12:40pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 8:53am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 11:42am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 8:39am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 1:14am

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2014 @ 10:31am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 10:59am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 14 May, 2015 @ 9:45am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 7:17am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 14 May, 2015 @ 11:25am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 14 May, 2015 @ 9:19am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 7:46am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 12:31pm



Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.