Hey do u want to date or smth idk lol hmu tho haha

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+rep hes a nice very good person guy in the game lol hehe siuuuuuuu and yh thats icl bigman ting... hello? is that ndotz...

the rizzler, bro, he’s out here in among us acting like he’s lowkey just doing tasks, but everyone knows he’s got that sus vibe. man’s walking through electrical like he owns the place, flexing his sigma rizz moves while pretending to fix wires. you know it’s a setup though, dude's too smooth with it.

next thing you know, someone’s dead in medbay and the rizzler's all like "wasn’t me fam, i was with red the whole time," dropping so much rizz even the crewmates can’t keep up. straight up using his charisma to finesse the entire lobby. everyone's voting each other out while he’s just stacking up kills, dropping bodies like he's hosting a tiktok rizz party on the skeld.

by the time they realize, it's too late, he’s already called an emergency meeting and said, "guys, i'm not sus, just built different." instant win.

English: Skibidi Toilet
Spanish: Inodoro Skibidi
French: Toilettes Skibidi
German: Skibidi-Toilette
Italian: Toilette Skibidi
Portuguese: Vaso Sanitário Skibidi
Russian: Скибиди Туалет (Skibidi Tualet)
Chinese (Simplified): 斯基比迪厕所 (Sījībǐdí Cèsuǒ)
Japanese: スキビディトイレ (Sukibidi Toire)
Korean: 스키비디 화장실 (Seukibidi Hwajangsil)
Arabic: مرحاض سكبيدي (Mirḥāḍ Skibidi)
Hindi: स्किबिडी टॉयलेट (Skibidi Toilet)
Turkish: Skibidi Tuvalet
Greek: Τουαλέτα Σκιμπιντί (Toualéta Skimpintí)
Dutch: Skibidi Toilet

போடி பாஸ், நீங்க skibidi toilet பன்னிட்டு, ohio rizz la இருக்கேனு யாரும் நம்பப் போறதில்ல. sigma moves இங்க பாரு, full gyatt energy தான். grimace shake குடிச்சு tiktok rizz party set பண்ணி, ஒரு full-on Ohio sigma grind செய்து, vip pass வாங்கிக்கிறேன். இந்தaesthetic-a காப்பாத்த முடியலனா, straight-up NPC மாதிரி போய் சும்மா செட்ல முட்டிக்கிட்டு இருக்கனுமா? sigma grindset-a correct follow பண்ணாதா, lowkey L தான்.

haha, yes... i suppose you could say i’m something of a real 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓯𝓮𝓼𝓽 when it comes to the art of exploring certain unspoken pleasures. or at least, that’s the reputation i've been given by those fortunate enough to indulge alongside me.

how dare you? did you just dare to insult my beloved by calling her a mere nerd? you’ve overstepped your bounds in ways you cannot yet comprehend. let me assure you, you have invited upon yourself a retribution unlike anything you have ever known. a storm of suffering is about to descend upon you and your entire lineage.

count your remaining days carefully, for they will be few and filled with a dread so profound that even the darkest corners of your soul will know no peace. your family, your descendants, every last branch of your bloodline will carry the weight of the curse i have now placed upon you. generations will crumble beneath the weight of this malediction, and for thousands of years, nothing but ruin and agony will follow in your wake.

there will be no solace, no salvation. you have awakened forces beyond your comprehension. prepare yourself, for from this moment forward, your existence is one of perpetual pain.

Yea bro you're pretty Ass cheeks at apex legends. Could you maybe uninstall the game and go learn sewing pls? Nan needs help

Imagine dragons...

A source close to the White House is reporting that President Biden is no longer capable of producing forceful and high volume ejaculations. His once powerful, thick loads now merely trickle out.

+rep put me on to Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You (AGGRESSIVE GAMING PHONK REMIX) by Mega Minecraft Gamer

Hey, Hello? Is this thing on? Okay, you might be wondering why i am here. I am a rooster, quite atypical to see a rooster on steam you might say. Well, let's just say my story is quite eerie.

Yesterday, 6:AM rolls around, I prepare my throat for a routine awakening of local farmer, my owner, Phillip. Suddenly, a loud noise is heard, my hen wife told me about a myth, the iPhone alarm. Silly wife, i told myself. Is it real?

I ask Philzy as we call him. He tells me it's nothing, just an email notification. Email? What's that, i ask Phillllllllll. He replies whispering, as if he was frigthened by his surrounding eaves dropping: It's for sending messages to others. I gasp. He betrayed Pigeon Man, how could he..? My eyes widen, his Ashhole widens as well, I am strictly confuzzled. How did Phillip betray a trusted member of his community. Am i next? Will he replace my rooster song i have been perfecting? I hope not. Roosty, Out.

forgive english, i am Russia.
i am here little time. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also.
We sex together.i never tell i gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man?

Today i [54F] woke up on the verge of tears, my e-boyfriend [12M] didn't want to marathon watch skibidi toilet trilogy (only 27 hours). It broke my heart into 5 pieces, all hexagon shaped, kind of like my peanits. If i had one. Theoretically speaking. But oh well oh well, life moves on just like avocado trees, as they say... I don't know if i will forgive him yet. I might or might not will or not maybe forgive him. We'll see. For now he is in my discord server asking for permission to speak to me. Luckily my mods [5M] and [102F] are on the case. Jason was the man of my life, i think, i thought. Jason was my e-boyfriend, he was the star on top of my christmas tree, the sparkle in my wine glass, the fake gucci logo on my flip-flops i bought in morocco back in '87. Oh well, AITA for leaving him for not wanting to watch skibidi toilet with me at 3 am while face-timing Winston from Overwatch? Reddit. I like reddit.

Hi can we be frenz?

+rep I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THE LEGEND OF THE TRUE SIGMA... THAT WAS UNTIL I MET HIM. HE IS... THE SIGMA.

definition of EPIC.