Super Hat Kid 64
 
 
STOP! You almost got the cheese touch.
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U wanna go m8?
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
mooncake 8 Jun, 2017 @ 7:11pm 
I never thought that it'd be so simple but
I found a way, I found a way
I always thought that it'd be too crazy but
I found a way, I found a way

If you open up your mind
See what's inside
It's gonna take some time, to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that, I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around
mooncake 29 May, 2017 @ 7:11pm 
Zoo-Wee-Mama!
mooncake 5 May, 2017 @ 6:09pm 
I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel It's adorable
Well it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes let's begin
Yes, it's really me it's Maui breathe it in
I know it's a lot the hair, the bod
When you're staring at a demigod

What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome I'm just an ordinary demiguy

Kid honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
That was Maui just messing around

What is the take away
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the breakaway
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that miniMaui just tippity-tappin

Hey it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat I'm sailing away you're welcome
Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome And thank you!
mooncake 3 May, 2017 @ 8:17pm 
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!
Take one step, and then again
Let's do the Mario, all together now!
Come on now. Just like that!
mooncake 5 Jan, 2017 @ 5:17pm 
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I dont mean to be rude my homeslice breadslice dawg but in gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck and wowza wouldnt that be a crummy juncture huh? Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, if you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum pally buddy.
mooncake 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:15pm 
Robbie: "Are you, uh, a real villain?"
Bobbie: "Well, uh, technically... nah."
Robbie: "Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?"
Bobbie: "Nah."
Robbie: "Have you ever tried a disguise?"
Bobbie: "Nah, nah..."
Robbie: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

[Verse 1]
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

[Verse 2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

[Outro]
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!