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“Well,” replied Nasrudin, “I don’t have any more clothes, so I can’t afford to feel cold, whereas you have plenty of clothes, and thus have the liberty to feel cold.”
Nasruddin did not want to lend his donkey to the neighbor he didn't like. So, he told him, "I would be very glad to loan you my donkey. Unfortunately, my brother came yesterday and asked me the same favor. He has taken my donkey to the next town, to carry his wheat harvest to the mill for grinding into flour. Sadly, the donkey is not here."
"Oh, too bad. Thanks, anyway," said the neighbor. And he turned around to go home.
The neighbor had taken only a few steps when Mullah Nasruddin's donkey, which was in the back of his compound all the time, let out a big, loud bray.
The neighbor turned back around. "Mullah Nasruddin," he said, " I thought you said your donkey was not here."
"But I just heard him bray!" said the neighbor.
Mullah Nasruddin turned to the neighbor and said, "My friend, who are you going to believe? Me, or a donkey?"
... I just fu ckin' despise this world. And the noobs feasting on their shi tty games. My whole life is just cold, bitter your mom. And I always wanted to see violence, guts n ♥♥♥♥♥. This is the time of vengeance and no lifer is what I call myself. And I will put on as many trench coats as I can. It's time for me to play something edgy. And it's time for me to play something even edgier than Postal 2. M'genocide crusade begins here.
Meyer: "But it was always against soldiers?"
Pohl: "People too. We attacked convoys in the streets. I was sitting in the 'chain' (a formation of three aircraft). The plane would wiggle a little and we would bank sharply to the left, and then we'd fire away with every MG (machine gun) we had. The things you could do. Sometimes we saw horses flying around."
Meyer: "That's disgusting, with the horses…come on!"
Pohl: "I felt sorry for the horses, not at all for the people. But I felt sorry for the horses right up until the end."
-dear teacher(praised be his name), why is it you have crushed sand and filled our lands with more than we have?
-"i have noth" mohammad(praised be his name) said "for sand became stone and was harder in its shell, thus, it deserved destruction"
-prophet mohammad?(praised be his name) why is harder surface heard less than easier structure? willl it not produce more noise and pain if its thinner than the hardest stone on earth?
-"no" his teacher responded (praised be his name), and then crushed him to dust at once.
Mummar Tagib (756-804ac) Qu'ran 23-223 Revelations
Islam <3
SPREAD THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR FRIENDS OF MONOESTHETIC BELIEFS IT IS UNIVERSALLY HELPFUL LOVE ISLAM PEACE ISLAM
Airi: 15
Akane: 16
Akari: 17
Ako: 17
Arisu: "??" (UOOOOOOOOOH 😭😭😭)
Arona: "??" (UOOOOOOOOOH 😭😭😭)
Aru: 16
Asuna: 17
Ayane: 15
Azusa: 16
Cherino: "??" (UOOOOOOOOOH 😭😭😭)
Chinatsu: 15
Chise: 16
Eimi: 15 (>slampig is "15")
Fu.u. ka: 16
Hanae: 15
Hanako: 16
Hare: 16
Haruka: 15
Haruna: 17
Hasumi: 17
Hatsune Miku: 16 (plus 14 years)
Hifumi: 16
Hina: 17 (midget)
Hoshino: 17 (midget)
Iori: 16
Izumi: 16
Izuna: 15
Junko: 15
Juri: 15
Karin: 16
Kayoko: 18 (the lone adult)
Kirino: 15
Koharu: 15
Kotama: 17
Kotori: 15
Maki: 15
Mari: 15
Mashiro: 15
Midori: 15 (😭)
Momoi: 15 (😭)
Mutsuki: 16 (breed the smug brat 😭😭😭)
Natsu: 15
Neru: 17
Nodoka: 16
Nonomi: 16
Pina: 17
Rin: "??" (Tutorial elf ear lady)
Saya: 16
Serika: 15
Serina: 16
Shimiko: 15
Shiroko: 16
Shizuko: 16
Shun: "Top secret" (Filthy hag)
Shun (Kid): "Top secret" (UOOOOOOOOOH 😭😭😭)
Sora (Sopkeeper): "Middle Schooler" (UOOOOOOOOOH 😭😭😭)
Sumire: 16
Suzumi: 16
Tsubaki: 16
Tsurugi: 17
Utaha: 17
Wakamo: "??" (Suspended student)
Yoshimi: 15
Yuuka: 16
Yuzu: 16
A man walks into a bar
The bartender says " Are you a racist ? "
The man says " Absolutely not. I abhor every form of
racism "
The barman says " I'm with you there, 100% "
Not hilarious, but in no way problematic
( And, I promise, NOT a pro-racist statement )
To all my PogChamps and piss babies, I'm sorry-pilled. To all the himbo simps and normie incels, F in the chat. I horny posted on main, and that was cringecore to say the least. I'm working hard to stop being the ♥♥♥♥ lib sigma cumlord. I'm working hard every day to be the turbo-charged mommy dom gamer-girl that I know that I can be. In the past, I was in power-cringe mode, but I'm built different now. I'm based and chadpilled, and I hope you all can see that. I need a big cope. My vibes have apology energy right now, and I just hope you guys are forgiveness-pilled.
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