In a realm where dreams intertwine,
Mattress cult binds, a secretive sign.
Unity in springs, comfort's embrace,
Guarding slumber in every space.
Together they rest, a brotherhood tight,
Warding off others, deep in the night.
Yet questions arise, intentions unknown,
Protectors of dreams, or souls overthrown?
In the mattress realm's eerie domain,
A paradox thrives, a dreamer's bane.

Within dim-lit chambers, the Mattressians gather—a cult venerating mattresses as conduits to higher consciousness. Initiation involves the Ritual of Dreamweaving, where devotees collectively sleep, seeking mystical revelations. The Dream Custodian interprets dreams, extracting hidden wisdom. Their philosophy blends meditation, esotericism, and sleep science. They chase "The Reverie," an altered state unlocked through deep sleep. Sanctuaries are opulent, but whispers of obsession taint their image. The cult blurs the line between physical and metaphysical, embodying human longing and the mattress's embrace as a path to transformation.

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