Summary of my life:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my life. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also my nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into my characterisation- my personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike me truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in my existential catchphrase “CLEEEEAAAN” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as my genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a tattoo of my face. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the Richard’s eyes only- and even then he has to demonstrate that he's within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎