Slorp
Slorptaculus Princeps   United States
 
 
* Recommend unto me... a good, finished (non-alpha, non-beta!) , HL2 mod *

Officially decided I don't like my Steam controller.

If someone tells you to chill out, you have the right to punch them in the eye,


Geneshift [geneshift.net]
Its retrovibe will hit you so hard, you'll think you were an antiproton stuck in Schrodinger's cat's ass.


This is a real thing. Not like the things that are not, in fact, real.
(real, but irrational. Like my favorite numbers, But not transcendental.
Screw transcendentals. And take the set of computable numbers with you, ya slimy bastards!)
The real real, if you will. Reel in the realness of the reality.
For real. Unless it's an Irish reel. Or a fishing reel.
Or even (yes) an Irish Fishing Reel.

You're not as cool as Leo Moracchioli!!
Unless you are, in fact, Leo Moracchioli!!
Frog Leap Studios


I don't care what Steam says: current achievement is this: 13th 'full' game of TBoi is my most recent, and hardest, one.


Mass Effect 3 was great (but that's Origin, so that's a pain. Who the hell wants to pay 1600 'Origin points' for some DLC??)

Everyone should try One-Finger Death Punch.

Humble Bundle [www.humblebundle.com]
Cool way to get lots of Steam and DRM-free: (various) indie bundles; help charity & devs!

Augmented Steam [es.isthereanydeal.com]
You better believe there is a deal!
You got Steam? You got browser? You get Steam (but Augmented!)
It is da bomb. (exothermic, not fissionable)

Who wants to buy my gems? Market rate, woot!





This one is for the one who knows it is for them :derp:
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The emergent properties of this are what ingrigue me.
Translation: Sh*t can get f*cked real quick! And the way I play, this is very common.
The mutators make it hilarious.
Slorp 8 Thg07, 2023 @ 8:21pm 
Death Stranding. Just wow. Now I have to learn Kojima if I am to succeed in doing anything useful in MGS:TPP
Slorp 28 Thg11, 2022 @ 6:22pm 
Crimsonland, still one of the smoothest twin-stick shooters ever made.
Slorp 12 Thg02, 2022 @ 2:27pm 
Now with the tastiness of Steam on Zorin OS?!
Slorp 23 Thg05, 2021 @ 11:33am 
Control: The Movie.
Slorp 7 Thg03, 2021 @ 2:25pm 
Pbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht. That is all.
Slorp 27 Thg02, 2021 @ 4:07pm 
Not here much, because Control on PS4 is 98% perfect.