Recent reviews by Slorp

Take everything you (think) you know about TBoI and Nuclear Throne... and throw it in the pit.
This is the game you want to play.

It definitely was a game.
Let your 5-year-old cousins use your hand-me-down potato to play this on.
10/10 happy sleepy sheepy, rated G.

Highly recommended... not to give a spellcaster a plasma weapon, unless you like dying while setting the whole environment on fire. Excellent ratio of deaths/hr. Dumb ways to die! Lots of fun exploration! 13/10 would spelunk magically in the depths again. Simple controls. Mods available, I can't wait to see what freaky stuff that's all about.
Explosive boxes, as shown on Mythbusters! KA-EFFING-BOOM!!!

This will always be one of my favorite games.

Tight controls, although loading from dropped weapons is buggy in that you can't take all the ammo.
Aside from that, I'm on my furthest run and can't "get back to the asylum" becuase there's one enemy who is frozen, won't move, can't be killed.
At turns, it seemed very difficult, then I'd come back to it weeks later and walk through the next few maps without a miss. Then there's 3x enemies on the map and I'd have the same tactical insanity as Hotline Miami.
So the way to play is take all the long-range shots you can or cheese the enemy with stabbing thru outhouse doors. Not ideal, but overall its fun. Will update when completed.
Recommended.
[Haven't purchased DLC yet]

This game has the best three-part terrified guard scream of all time.
10/10.

// Review in Progress //
Like it so far, lots of fun.
Not sure a music pack is worth $35, yet.

The emergent properties of this are what ingrigue me.
Translation: Sh*t can get f*cked real quick! And the way I play, this is very common.
The mutators make it hilarious.

Key mapper does not work to properly map keys!

Johnny Powell: why didn't he get his own Adult Swim show?
Has anyone listened to ALL the doalot for this game? Its really good.
There are legit movies with worse "New York Italian" accents.