Alright soldier, lock in. This isn’t just Deadlock. This is Dead-life. This is where legends are born and noobs are... gently escorted back to the main menu.

I don’t want to see you hesitating. I want to see you sliding into battle like you just heard the ice cream truck outside. I want that aim so crisp it makes Gordon Ramsay weep. You miss a shot? That’s okay — just scream “lag” and run it back.

If things go south? We don't panic. We adapt. We become the final boss. We channel the energy of every cracked 12-year-old on summer break with nothing to lose and a GFuel subscription.

Remember: if you get flanked, it’s a strategic repositioning. If you clutch the round? You're him. If you don’t? You're still him, but like... slightly more humble.

Now go out there and make plays so wild they get clipped, memed, and turned into TikToks with 2012 dubstep edits. Let’s turn this lobby into a highlight reel.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

+ rep, is based and redpilled

+ rep, is cringe

+rep cringe nerd

+gay pretty rep