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VTube Studio 2025: My 2D Waifu Came Alive and Now She Judges My Life Choices! 🦊📸 10/10 Rigging Therapy
Listen up, aspiring PNGtubers and pro-rigging masochists—I turned my potato PC into a virtual idol factory, and now my anime avatar roasts me harder than chat during a speedrun fail. Face tracking? Flawless. Blink once, she blinks. Sneeze? She explodes into ahegao particles (thanks, custom expressions). Lip-sync hits like autotune on steroids—mumble "uwu" and she purrs it back in 60FPS glory.
Hotkeys = godsend: Press F for emergency "brb pooping" overlay, or spam Spacebar to make her twerk through donation alerts. Steam Workshop physics? Boing-boing heaven—my model's chest defies gravity harder than my GPA. iPhone FaceID tracking works from the toilet (yes, I tested). Android? Free app, zero excuses for ugly rigs.
Pros: Live2D cubism integration smoother than your mom's alimony, Steam Overlay for mid-stream memes, dev updates faster than my caffeine crashes. Cons: Calibration takes 5 mins (cry about it), and if your mic sucks, she’ll mouth-breathe like Darth Vader on helium.
Spent 300+ hours making my gremlin OC dab on haters—now she has more subs than my OnlyFans (it’s SFW, calm down). If you’ve ever wanted a digital girlfriend who never ghosts but WILL call you a degenerate, BUY IT. Zero regrets, infinite emotes. Highly Recommended! 🎤✨
Posted 3 November, 2025.
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The First Descendant 2025: Warframe's Horny Little Brother Who Grinds Harder Than Your Ex! 🐰⚔️ 10/10 Loot Goblin Heaven
Yo, Descendants! Jumped back in for Season 3: Breakthrough after hearing the roadmap slaps—Nell zapping everything with Arche energy, Hover Bikes zooming across Axion Plains, and Colossus raids that make bosses cry uncle. Combat? Pure crack: Bunny's electrified booty-dashes melt mobs like butter, Gley goes feral vampire mode for insane DPS, and new sword weapons chop Colossi like sushi. It's Warframe on steroids—if Warframe had waifus that jiggle more than my regrets.
Posted 3 November, 2025.
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III: My 5000-Hour Diary of Being a Cheater Magnet in SBMM Hell 🌟
(Rating: 10/10 for "one more game" addiction, 0/10 for Ricochet anti-cheat, ∞/10 for "EZ noob uninstall" therapy)
Day 1: Hype Train Derails (2023 Launch)
Drop $70 on "full game." Campaign? 5 hours of Warzone reskins—feels like DLC for MW2. Multiplayer? Queue up, get matched with gods. Teammate 1: Octane wannabe slides off cliff. Teammate 2: Crypto drones himself. Me? P2020 spray-n-pray into a wall. Then cheater walls us with aimbot. "Welcome to MW3, paypig!"
Day 500: SBMM Says "Git Gud" (2024)
Hit Gold! Buy $20 bundle for that "meta" skin. Ranked? SBMM yeets me into Pred lobbies. Ping spikes to 200ms on Tokyo servers. Bullets? Ghost through enemies. Enemy: Cronus Zen kid with zero recoil beams me through smoke. Report? "Action taken" on my shadowban. Back to 150ms cheater lobbies.
Day 2000: Review Bomb Apocalypse (2025)
Grind battle pass for epic flatline blueprint. Activision: "Two passes/season, $20 each!" Steam goes Mostly Negative—"$70 DLC scam!" I uninstall... reinstall for Warzone integration. Cheaters? Banned 65k, but new ones spawn like zombies. Ricochet: "99% cheater-free!" Me: "In what universe?"
Day 3500: Cheater Chronicles Reloaded
Pred? Nah, Iridescent full of spinbots. Console "safe"? Cronus/XIM mag-dumps. PC? Wallhacks every 2/3 games. Watch death cam: Enemy snaps 180° through walls. Anti-cheat waves? Cheaters laugh, buy new accounts. I report 50, get "false positive" shadowban. Playing with bots now—literal ones.
Day 5000: Operator Overload
Main Ghost—OP! Nerf. Switch Soap—slide cancel queen! Nerf. Every gun: Buff week 1, trash week 2. Perks? Spam the meta 3. Spawns? Behind you, always. "Open Beta no SBMM" lied—full release is sweat factory. Every legend balanced like my K/D: 0.8 forever.
Sound & Graphics: Boom... Then Crash (Until Packet Loss)
Gunshots? Crisp pew-pew. Explosions? Hollywood BOOM. Then smoke—white void hell. Footsteps? Hear from orbit, yours? Muted. Controller vibrates mid-clutch... disconnects. "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY LOADOUT!" Neighbors: "SWAT or COD?"
Community: Toxic Family Reunion

Russian: "CYKA SLIDE BLYAT" (dies first).
Solo savior: "Ping rez" (ghosts).
Me: "Group?" → Mute + "FEEDER NOOB."
Streamers: Hacked, DDOS'd. Pros: "Cheaters ruined ranked."

Optimization: Activision's Prank DLC
FPS: 300 firing range → 40 in TDM. Ping: 20 solo → 180 crossplay. Crashes: Mid-1v3 ace. Hitreg: Bullets teleport. "Server issues!" Every patch: 100GB download for "bug fixes" that add more bugs.
Conclusion: Why I Haven't Quit (Send Help)
MW3 isn't a game—it's a masochist simulator. Every loss: "Skill issue/SBMM/cheater?" Every win: God mode (rare). Spent $500 on bundles invisible in shadowban. Cheaters banned? Respawn tomorrow. But that one 20-kill game... pure crack.
Recommend if:

You love screaming at Cronus kids.
Training patience for 200ms peeks.
Broke but flex $1000 tracer packs.

Silver 4 Pro Tip:
"Teammate calls bot? 'At least I don't Cronus—your aim's Ricochet-free!' Roasted."
10/10 uninstalled... 5 mins later: "Queuing TDM."
Posted 3 November, 2025.
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2,849.4 hrs on record (2,322.2 hrs at review time)
🌟 The Finals: I Came for Epic Destruction, Stayed for Cheater Therapy & Cashout Rage 🌟
(Rating: 10/10 for blowing up skyscrapers, 1/10 for Chinese wallhacks, ∞/10 for "SKILL ISSUE" screams)
My "Reality Show" Story (11/10):
I'm a Light build parkour god, zipping around like Spider-Man on Red Bull, dropping goo guns and jump pads. Objective? Steal cashouts, defend coins like my life depends on it... until a Heavy yeets a rocket and the entire BANKING DISTRICT turns into a pile of rubble. Pure chaos cinema—Michael Bay directs my PTSD!
Graphics & Destruction (12/10):
Maps are gorgeous... until YOU destroy them. Pop a C4, watch a skyscraper pancake—hilarious until you're buried under debris yelling "WHERE'S MY GOO?!" Cashout stations yeeted across the map like frisbees? Comedy gold, but now enemies steal it from Narnia.
Sound Design (1000/10):

Footsteps: Silent ninja runs... drowned by BOOM CRASH KABLOOEY as buildings collapse.
Teammate VC: "DEFEND CASH CYKA, NO STEAL!!!" → I defend, get flanked through walls.
My death: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY COINS!!!" (neighbors call cops).
Headshot ping: Microwave "DING!"—now with bonus cheater spinbot whirrs.

Gameplay: Destruction Derby Gone Wrong (🤡/10):

Grapple hook peek: Swing in like a boss → land in enemy goo → stuck like flypaper. Dead.
Plant cashout: Secure it solo → teammate flashes self → cheater walls us with 100% HS. Team: "NICE PLANT NOOB." Dead inside.
Heavy mesh shield: Tank everything... until Medium cloaks behind and knifes your ass.
Server magic: Ping 20ms? Nah, 200ms rubberband into a fresh crater. Peeker's advantage? More like cheater's ESP code!

Community: Toxic Reality TV (💀/10):

12yo Sweaty: "EZ NOOBS UNINSTALL WALLHACK!!!" (He's Diamond, I'm Gold hiding in rubble).
Chinese Invader: 80 kills, magdumps through 5 walls—VAC on vacation.
Me: "Group up?" → Instant mute, followed by 3 DCs and "YOU FEEDER."
Reddit: "It's skill issue!" → Nah bro, that's wallhack tracking my soul.

Optimization: Embark's Prank Mode (0/10):

FPS: 300 menu, crashes mid-clutch (right after 1v3 with perfect grapples).
Ping: Solo 20ms → Queue with friends? 150ms desync hell.
Bugs: Cashout launches to orbit, hitreg ghosts bullets. "Feature!" says Valve—wait, wrong game.

Conclusion: Why I Rage-Quit... Then Reinstall
The Finals isn't a game—it's a demolition derby cult. Every loss: Learn new curses in Mandarin. Every win: Dopamine after 49 cheater stomps. Spent $50 on skins invisible in rubble. Worth it? Hell yeah, until Season 8 hackers.
I recommend 100% if:

You love screaming at physics-defying explosions.
Training cheater-spotting skills (or just cry in chat).
Broke but dream of $1000 gold pants.

My Pro Tip:
"Teammate calls you noob? Reply: 'Yeah, at least I don't wallhack—your aim's worse than server lag!'" Boom, roasted.
10/10 would uninstall... reinstall in 5 mins for one more boom.
Posted 28 November, 2024. Last edited 3 November, 2025.
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驚異的な開発スピードの高機能ソフトです。
良いポイント
まず何と言ってもこのような高機能なソフトが無料で使えることがとても驚きですし、ありがたく思います。CG制作に必要な機能は一通り揃っており安定感もあります。Blenderの一番の利点は全部入りという所です。モデリングからコンポジットして映像作品としての最終出力までが1つのソフトで完了できます。通常は複数のソフトをまたがって行わないと行けないような工程を1つのソフトの中で完結出来る点が最も強みです。もちろんまだまだ足りない部分は有ると思いますが、開発スピードが大変早いため、近い将来には問題はより少なくなると思います。

改善してほしいポイント
開発スピードが大変早いため、改善してほしいと思うようなことがあっても随時改善していっています。むしろユーザー側がソフトを使いこなすスピードが追いつかないくらいです。

どのような課題解決に貢献しましたか?どのようなメリットが得られましたか?
主にアニメーション制作の業務で使用しています。Blender自体がCGを主に業務にしてる方々にも浸透してきたためにデータのやり取りがやりやすくなりました。CGを担当している部署はBlenderではないソフトを使用していることが多いですが、ノウハウが共有しやい状況になってきたために演出や作画側で作ったデータをコンバートしてやり取りする事が比較的容易になりました。以前こちらが別のソフトを使っていたときはそのようなことが出来なかったのでこの状況は大変ありがたいです。

検討者へお勧めするポイント
無料なのでまずは使ってみてください。
Posted 19 April, 2024. Last edited 31 October, 2024.
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・競技性が非常に高い。例えば、ライフが自動回復せず、ラウンド内では回復する方法が無い事や、課金することによってスキン付きの武器が手に入るが、性能には全く代わりがない事、後はMMだと5vs5なので1人キルされるだけでも戦力に違いがかなり出来、他のFPSには無い緊張感を味わうことが出来る事など。

・人が多い。Steamの統計を見ていても、ピーク時には100万人ほどのプレイヤーがプレイしていて、MMもDustIIだと1分もあれば開始できる。

・マネーシステム
本作では敵をキル、爆弾を設置などの行動と、ラウンドの勝ち負けによってマネーが支給され、それで銃や装備をやりくりするシステムになっている。死亡してしまうと装備はすべて落としてしまい、安い拳銃一丁の丸裸に。
このマネーシステムが上手く機能していて、装備による格差が発生し初心者でも割とキルを取りやすい。
勿論、金銭面で不利でも諦めてはいけない。高価な銃を持って浮かれているテロリスト共の眉間にブチ込んで銃を奪い取ってやろう。
Boom HEADSHOT!!

・試合終了後にドロップするボックスとスキンによる収集・売買要素
試合終了後に、たまにアイテムが入っているボックス(開封には300円程の有料アイテムが必要)や銃の見た目を変えるスキンが手に入る。
ボックスはモノによっては250円前後で取引されているので、Steamマーケットで売ってゲームを買うお金の足しにしても良し、開封してレアを狙うのも良し。

銃のスキンも同様に売り買い出来るので、このゲームにハマっていたらいつの間にか1000円くらいSteamウォレットに増えていたりする。
・とても洗練されたマップ。公式のマップはCS: Sが元になっていて、そこからルートの変更、障害物の変更などが行われている。中でも、DLCとは少し違うが、ワークショップで人気となった競技性が高いマップが公式に採用されて、パスを購入するとMMで対戦出来る事などもある
Posted 9 July, 2023. Last edited 31 October, 2024.
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🌟 Apex Legends: My 5000-Hour Diary of Being a Silver 4 Legend (Literally, I Main Legend) 🌟
(Rating: 10/10 for "one more game" addiction, 0/10 for my K/D, ∞/10 for cheater therapy)
Day 1: The Honeymoon Phase (2019)
I drop hot on Fragment—big mistake. Teammate 1: Octane, runs off solo. Teammate 2: Crypto, drones himself to death. Me? I grab a P2020 and pray. Miraculously, we third-party the ring... then a cheater walls us. "EZ noobs." Welcome to Apex, champ!
Day 500: "I'm Getting Good" (2022)
Finally hit Gold! Buy $50 Wraith skin. Queue ranked—server pings to 200ms. Slide into B, bullets register 5 seconds later. Enemy: "Laggy trash." Teammate DCs. I solo queue to Silver 2... then ban evasion cheater 1v3s us. Back to square one.
Day 2000: Battle Pass Betrayal (2024-2025)
Grind 110 tiers for that epic flatline skin. EA: "New system! Two passes per season, $20 real money, no Apex Coins!" Review bomb commences—Overwhelmingly Negative on Steam. I uninstall... reinstall 5 minutes later. "Just one pubs game."
Day 3500: Cheater Chronicles
Pred lobby? Nah, Masters full of spinbots. Console safe? Cronus Zen aimbot kids mag-dumping through walls. Anti-cheat update: "30% fewer cheaters!" Great, now only 70% of lobbies ruined. I report 50, get "Action taken" on my own shadowban.
Day 5000: Legend Life Choices
Main Wraith—portal OP! Nerf. Switch to Alter—teleport queen! Nerf. Ballistic—sentry spam! Nerf. Now main... Lifeline? Revive drone yeeted into orbit. Every legend balanced like my love life: one buff, ten nerfs. "Respawn pls, let me win once."
Sound & Graphics: Chef's Kiss (Until Smoke)
Gunshots? Crisp. Abilities? Epic WHOOSH. Then smoke/molotov—pure white void. Footsteps? Hear enemy from space, but yours? Ninja silent. Controller disconnects mid-clutch: "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY STICK!" Neighbors think I'm possessed.
Community: A Love-Hate Cult

Russian kid: "CYKA RUSH DONT STOP" (dies first).
Solo queue savior: "Ping me if downed" (leaves).
Me: "Group up?" → Mute + "YOU FEEDER NOOB."
Streamers: Hacked, DDOS'd, account stolen for cheats. Pros rage-quit.

Optimization: Respawn's Daily Prank
FPS: 300 firing range → 60 in fight. Ping: 20 solo → 150 pubs. Crashes: Mid-1v3. Hitreg: Bullets phase through like ghosts. "Server tick rate magic!"
Conclusion: Why I Haven't Quit (Yet)
Apex isn't a game—it's a toxic ex you can't leave. Every loss: "Skill issue." Every win: God. Spent $300 on heirlooms I never equip (inventory bug). Cheaters banned? New ones spawn. But that one 4th place with 10 kills... dopamine hit of the century.
Recommend if:

You hate yourself (perfect).
Want 10 years stress in 10 minutes.
Broke but flex $1000 R-99 skin dreams.

Silver 4 Pro Tip:
"Teammate calls you bot? 'At least I don't DC—your mom's still in lobby waiting for rez.'" Roasted.
10/10 uninstalled... 5 mins later: "Queueing pubs."
Posted 9 July, 2023. Last edited 3 November, 2025.
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Look like honkai
Posted 19 April, 2023.
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VRCとの出会いと沼にハマるまで

VRCをはじめたのは約5年前。存在は以前から知ってたものの、海外のゲーム。。。という認識ぐらいしかなく、当時は超絶ホワイト企業で働いていて暇だったので、気軽に無料ソシャゲをやる感覚で始めました。

最初はデスクトップモードでusioportやjp tutorialなど定番初心者ワールド、ゲームワールドなどでROM専をしていましたが、数日でNew Userになってアバターアップロードができるようになったので、早速VRoidで作った子をアップロード!
デスクトップモードながら自分のキャラクターが自由に動かせることに軽く感動を覚えつつ、どんどんとプレイ時間が増えて行くのでした。。。

この頃には商用モデルを改変するという概念も知っていたので、一目ぼれしたルルリアちゃんを購入していじり倒していくことになります。改変はとにかく楽しかったです。
色んな人に出会ったり、リアルではあり得ないようなワールドに行ったり、毎日が楽しくて、時系列もあまり覚えていません。

気づいたらQuest2を買っていました。フレンドによると初めて3週間で買っちゃったようです(全く記憶にない)。今でも現役で頑張ってくれています。

使ってきたアバター
これまで使ってきたアバターは約20数種類、改変アバターアップロード数総数500以上。なっふな堂さんのところの子をよく使っています。誕生日にVRC+を送られて以来、サーバーを圧迫している申し訳なさから継続更新して課金しています。

変な人が多い?
VRChatが他のゲームやSNSとの違いは、他では似たような趣味を持った人同士が集まることが多いですが、VRChatは本当にごちゃまぜです。もちろん界隈やグループはありますが、誰にしも、誰にでも出会う機会があります。

私は日本人コミュニティで過ごすことが多いですが、年齢や職業、趣味など本当に色々で新しい人に出会う度にワクワクがあります。特に他のゲームプレイしていなかったら絶対出会っていなかっただろうな。。。っていう人とたくさん出会って、仲良くなりました。

もう一点他のプラットフォームと違う点は、趣味や社会的身分等が全く違っても、気が合う人同士がつるむので、かなり仲良くなりやすいということだと思います。親やリア友にも話せない内容でもVRCのフレンドには相談できたり、別世界のリア友の一種?と捉えることもできるかもしれません。

最近ではメディアやネットの影響で、出会い目的やエロ方面の誤解もされがちですが、私の知る限りでは9割は健全なプレイヤーだと思います。(ただ、実際にそういうコミュニティーも多いし、リアルに比べると露出が多い人は多いです。MMORPGのようなイメージでしょうか??)。

自分の周りの人は自分の鏡だ。。。ではないですが、結局のところコミュニティにもよるし、出会いは運、、、その運も含めて楽しみのひとつだと思っています。
Posted 5 December, 2020. Last edited 11 December, 2025.
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Toxic game
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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