Big ass balls boards is the only company where every person on the team is a bad person in real life. Everyone is a bad person. That's our promise to you. Everyone's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scotch bucket. I'm here to introduce the newest member of the team. His name's Concrete Halloween. Concrete always skates in a monster mask because he hates his head and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard to do. He can't see ♥♥♥♥. He can't see anything around when he's got that thing on. He likes to make skating as hard as possible for himself because he's not good and he hates it. He goes as fast as he can towards curves with no trick in mind. He doesn't have a clue what he's going to do and he never figures it out. ♥♥♥♥ yeah! He used to be an executioner but he got fired because he kept laughing and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around during the deaths. I think that's so cool. His real car that he drives every day is a semi-truck and he also owns a dump truck. His sponsor me tape was him running full speed into an aquarium at a kid's doctor's office. He also sent in a clip where he killed a real duck. If you think his skating is not cool or stupid, you're fake. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sheep. You're a pig. You really are a big little pig, aren't you? Yeah, you are a really big little pig, aren't you? ♥♥♥♥ off. He skates with two open knives in his pocket. So when he falls, he gets all stabbed and cut up. Wow! I like this guy. Yeah, I really like this guy. I like my whole team actually. I love my team. I'm just trying to do something exciting by having a team with all really bad people. I just want to feel cool and dangerous and want people to like me. Maybe I try too hard to be like a wild guy. I just want people to think I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up really bad. I want them to think I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up person. I really would like people to say when I walk out of rooms, that guy's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. Wow, that guy's wild. He seems like he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. Concrete is a badass and he's not going to live very long. Okay. Okay. All right. Wow. All right. Thank you.