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You are hereby guilty of lacking the foresight, that in the future people will be too dumb to recognize a joke if it threw a brick in their face.
I was the cat
Mrow
He stood up and paused, then got his finger out and berated me. Saying that I always need to have the last word, always need to have my way, that he's a cat, and here's the kicker: that he's a guest and has made a request and I'm not accommodating him, do I not realise how rude I am being? I scoffed and said this is my house, you're the Guest, I denied your request and you're making DEMANDS, do you not realise how rude YOU'RE being?
People think I should have avoided an argument and turned off my cat's show but no, it's my house and I applied for this house specifically for my cat, he's on the lease, it's HIS house.
AITA for not turning off my cat's show?
My ex and I were best friends in high school then had a short relationship in 2016 that ended with him basically ghosting me. We reconnected in 2020 and it was a whirlwind of on and off drama.
Anyway, I live on my own with my cat who gets treated like royalty. My ex has expressed several times his displeasure of my house "being a shrine to my cat" because of how much my cat has and how much I do to accommodate him. He has expressed before that he is not jealous of the cat, just annoyed that I give him so much attention and will choose the cat first. Meh, sounds like insecurities over a cat to me.
A few weeks ago, we needed to talk some things out over our relationship, so he came over to talk and I had a movie on. After about half an hour I changed the movie over to my cat's favourite show on Netflix, a preschool show about baby animals narrated by children. This would keep my cat entertained and allow us to talk uninterrupted.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan the
butthead
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