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You are in a park. A shiny glimmer catches your eye to the right of you, you quickly look and see a bird in the distance. You break out in sweat. It is perched on a tree next to a walking pathway looking you dead in the eyes. You lock eyes. The bird looks up and releases a little chirp. I can withhold myself no longer. I whip out my ♥♥♥♥ as quicly as possible slapping the sound barrier with my phallice, a loud crack can be heard. Everyone looks at me in horror. I look into the birds eyes, then soul, look up and release the chip. The bird flys to me and lands right on the tip of me penor. I grab the bird with a vicoius hold and begin jerking off so hard that the vibrations cause the Earths plates to violently shake causing titlewaves in Japan. The bird is ready. I release my bird sauce on every inch of the bird, he glistens in the sun. People are screaming and running in horror. Japan is gone. Birds start flying in a circular motion high above, as if waiting to be next.

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