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45 of 50 (90%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:02am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:44am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2021 @ 7:32am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 7:47am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 6:42am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:11am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:12am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 7:40am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 3:09am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 6:09am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 11:25am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 4:11am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 4:10am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 2:33am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:07am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 2:58am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2021 @ 7:24am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 4:10am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:03am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 4:10am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2021 @ 7:55am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 7:18am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 11:40am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 4:11am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 5:42am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:51am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 2:56am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 12:43pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 11:25am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 8:15am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 12:40pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 1:14am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 11:47am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 11:47am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 12:46am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 1:25am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:32am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 3:58am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 4:11am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2021 @ 6:04am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 3:53am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 12:25pm



Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.