Recent reviews by Dr. Cock Slappington, M.D.

Few warm-blooded human beings would have the drive and energy to put toward creating such an objectively terrible game. I spent 10 cents on it after getting a 90% off coupon from leveling my Steam account, because why not? I'll tell you why not: Because it's a pile of hot garbage and the developers are ponces. This is a high school project that would get a D+ at best.

*YES is conditional on sale price -- Game is worth $0.50, not $5.00.

The cutscenes are like a low-rent Max Payne and don't fit at all with the rest of the game, which plays like a modern Smash TV with poor lighting. Speaking of lighting, it's terrible. Glitches abound, leaving some areas of the map pitch-black even if you're pointing your "flashlight" at them, or ending in weird horizontal artifacts.

The gameplay is fun enough. I mean, it was 50 cents on sale, so what is there really to complain about at that price? You'll probably get an afternoon out of it. Lots of explodey-bits, and the physics of destroying certain walls and obstructions is neat. But honestly, it's Flash-caliber and there's just nothing special about it. Nobody should be spending $4.99 retail on it, that's absurd.

Singularly the best M:TG PC game ever made, and as close to the real thing as they've ever gotten.

One of the most interesting, educational, entertaining, and downright awesome games I've ever played. I can't say I ever thought I'd spend thousands of hours experimenting with the mechanics of orbital and suborbital flight. And I've never played a game where abject failure was as fun and hilarious as it is in KSP.

The truest homage to Harvest Moon that could be imagined. Possibly, I dare say, a step up from it. It has been everything I wanted and more, and I haven't even finished my first year yet. Worth every single cent.

Somewhere, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has a new car and a case of 15-year single malt because hundreds of thousands of people bought a clicking simulator that looks like it took an afternoon to make. Why the ♥♥♥♥ do I go to work every day? I should just make a game where you drag and drop slices of bread or use WSAD to rotate a rutabaga for achievements.

There's ZERO development happening on the actual survival part of the game, which is what it was sold on. Don't buy unless you're just looking to play Battle Royale, and if you are, there are probably better options.

Supported this game for so long, but now it's just a micro-transaction farm.