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3.8 hodin celkem
Bought the day before release to pre-load. Was excited.

Anyone who spent 30-50 hours before writing this could've just as easily written it after 2-3, and they know it: This game is a shallow, AI-dead, paint-by-numbers adventure where the story is told TO you, and nothing matters. Hell, unless you have cutting-edge hardware, it looks and performs worse than GTA IV. No excuse after this long. The cameos can't save it, patches won't save it, updates to NPC interaction or vehicle mechanics or combat AI won't give it more depth. A bad game is a bad game.

And I could forgive all of that if they called it Early Access, or priced it less than a AAA+ game. But here we are... $60 for clunky gameplay with meaningless interaction and brain-dead simple "hacking" mechanics.

At the end of the day, what I'm most happy with regarding Cyberpunk 2077 is Steam's refund policy, which quickly refunded me the money I had happily invested, and reluctantly requested back.
Odesláno 14. prosince 2020.
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42.3 hodin celkem (39.8 hodin v době psaní recenze)
Loving it so far. Lots of people butthurt about it not being Torchlight 2.5, or something, I guess? It's visually entertaining, the combat is varied between character types, and the devs are giving it lots of TLC. Looking forward to the Winter update.

I'm happy with it at $40, and on sale for $24 it's certainly worth a pick up if you like colorful ARPGs.
Odesláno 25. listopadu 2020.
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321.9 hodin celkem (9.4 hodin v době psaní recenze)
One of the most broken pieces of garbage I have ever had the displeasure of smearing across my hard drive. Even worse than 20 and 19. EA has ruined this franchise.
Odesláno 14. září 2020.
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37.1 hodin celkem (6.0 hodin v době psaní recenze)
I miss the oxygen/venting component of FTL, but beyond that, the "micromanagement" people seem to complain about strikes me as one of the most fun aspects. It's not even that difficult to learn how the UI works, as cluttered as it admittedly is -- pay attention to the tutorial, and spend a few minutes tinkering until you figure out how hardpoints and storage work, and you're whistlin'. It's FTL on steroids.

Very happy this one showed up on my feed.
Odesláno 17. srpna 2019.
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3.1 hodin celkem
About as deep as a soap dish. The survival/strategy mechanics would be neat if they didn't boil down to just basic algorithmic resource-gathering ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and if the "storyteller" component wasn't just a thinly-disguised RNG. There's clearly a huge cult following for this game, but I guess I missed out on the kool-aid window.

I would've spent more time trying the 25-50+ recommended mods in the workshop and given it more time if it were a $10 game. Charging $35 for this, though? Returned and refunded.
Odesláno 28. května 2019.
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8 osob ohodnotilo tuto recenzi jako užitečnou
13.2 hodin celkem (5.7 hodin v době psaní recenze)
Having an absolute blast with this one. Indiana Jones-ish rogue-like with some elements of FTL, RPG-lite character advancement, squad-based combat, and a big batch of characters. The recruitment and recovery system is well-conceived. Very easy to tweak difficulty to make it your own level of "fun." Lots of stuff to unlock. Devs are responsive and involved.

Hits all the buttons for me. Very glad I picked it up.
Odesláno 15. dubna 2019.
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117.7 hodin celkem (37.2 hodin v době psaní recenze)
This is a game. A super game deserving of superlatives. I like it muchly. Now give me my stupid cheev, Steam.
Odesláno 21. listopadu 2018.
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57.2 hodin celkem
I have had a ton of fun with this game. But the more I play it -- 58 hours, without even starting War of the Chosen -- the more it exposes itself as a lopsided RNG-engine.

If you're okay with that, this is an engaging game with some really wonderful art. The character customization is second to none, and REALLY helps the game go head-and-shoulders above any other tactics title in my library. Just know that as the game progresses, you're going to be increasingly compelled to quicksave-cheat because of just how brutally the RNG affects your actions.

I'm not going to recommend a tactics game that so transparently cheats to artificially create difficulty. This is challenging, but not fun.
Odesláno 3. května 2018.
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9.1 hodin celkem
I'm a big fan of Total War, and this is one of the shallowest entries in the series since Napoleon. It looks great in a YouTube trailer, but plays with a complete lack of narrative, motivation, and fun. I regret choosing, because of the good name of the franchise, to purchase this at full price and then putting in too many hours to return it afterward. I'd rather replay Rome 2 than slog through this rainbow-colored vomit.
Odesláno 2. května 2018.
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66.4 hodin celkem
Finally gave it a chance and loved it. Singlehandedly sold me on buying Shadow of War. Stayed fresh until the very end.
Odesláno 22. listopadu 2017.
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